Meeja Whore

In weektime I'm busy
Just doing a job;
But at weekends with pagans
I like to hobnob.

Chorus:
And it's no, nay never, No nay never no more:
No, I'll never be a mere no one, No never, no more.

My boss at work tells me
I'm no bloody good;
But when I'm a pagan
I acquire a priesthood.

And it's no, nay never etc

I've acolytes many:
Each a devotee
Awaiting my favour;
They adulate me.

And it's no, nay never etc

I wander the country
I'm always around.
Wherever you're fighting
That's where I'll be found.

And it's no, nay never etc

I'm against the by-pass;
I'm for sacred sites.
I'm always reported
And in the limelight.

And it's no, nay never etc

Wherever there's cameras
That's where you will find
Me dressed up and ready
To tell you my mind.

And it's no, nay never etc

Just get me in focus
And turn on the tape.
I'll straighten my headdress
And brush down my cape.

And it's no, nay never etc

I've been on the TV
Again and again.
My features are well known
And so is my name.

And it's no, nay never etc

Don't ask me for pagan
High phil-o-so-phy;
I prefer just to dress up
For thinking ain't me.

And it's no, nay never etc

But I'll give you some rhet'ric
And plenty of pix.
It may all be bollocks
But it gives me my fix.

And it's no, nay never etc

I've published some ten books
And the money rolls in.
So if you don't like me
I'll just sit and grin.

And it's no, nay never etc

You think me a sad case
But just think once more.
I've young teenage virgins
Queuing up at my door.

And it's no, nay never etc

©Alexa Duir 2003

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